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You're traveling
through another dimension-

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a dimension not only of sight
and sound, but of mind,

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a journey into a wondrous land

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whose boundaries
are that of imagination.

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Your next stop,
the twilight zone.

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"Well," i says
to jack pershing,

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"general, we ain't
going to get

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"no artillery
support.

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"They're dug in too deep.

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"Well, we're going to
have to enfilade 'em.

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"That's what
we're going to have to do.

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"We'll have to
enfilade 'em

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to beat the band."

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Frisby, when are
you going to burn

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that mouth organ

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or at least learn
how to play it?

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Well, it
relaxes me.

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Well,
"old black jack"

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knew who he was
dealing with.

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He didn't call me

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"old enfiladin'
frisby" for nothing.

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Horseradish.

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Where do you keep
the horseradish, frisby?

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Top shelf.

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And ketchup?

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Right in back of
the cash register.

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Well, the
next morning,

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we attacked up
and down the line,

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and the rest is history.

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Smashed them to bits.

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Four and a half
hours later,

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we were in paris,
and an hour later,

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we're
in berlin.

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Oh...

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be my guest.

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Frisby, you're
the biggest liar

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that ever set by a stove.

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You doubting
my word?

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You can start with that.

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I'm not just
doubting your word.

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I'm calling
you a liar.

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How can you get

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from paris to berlin
in one hour?

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Find the celery, pete?

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Yep.

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How about turnips?

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Oh, all out.

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Get some
in the morning.

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We're waiting, frisby.

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How do you go
from paris to berlin

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in one hour?

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Well, now, that's what made
the operation so fantastic.

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See, i was doing
a little reconortin'

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and found a back route.

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Well, that's very
interesting, frisby,

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except last week,

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you sat right in
that dang chair

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and told us you was
in the balloon corps.

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Over the battle
of the marne,

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you shot down three

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german fokkers
with a pistol

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and directed
the artillery

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so the marines
could win.

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Well, i did, indeed.

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But that was
a year later.

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Let's see, that was...

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april 1917.

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Well, looks like rain.

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Tell by the clouds.

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Always tell by the clouds.

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Now, that big
job up there

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that is astrata
cumulus opacus.

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You fellows know
anything about meterology?

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Here we go again.

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I can't say
we do, frisby.

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Well, i can say
that i do.

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Majored in it at the
university of wichita.

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Got my doctorate.

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Wrote a thesee
at the age of 13

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that's still used
as standard text.

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Meterology and you
it's called.

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Folks that know say

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it's the most
scholarly treatment

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of the subject in the
history of the field.

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"Old cumulus frisby"
they called me.

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"Cumulus frisby."

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This guy's
a meteorologist,

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i'm vice-president
johnson.

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What did you say, lyndon?

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All finished,
frisby.

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Want to add it up?

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No, you go ahead and
do it for me, pete.

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Pencil and paper right
there on the counter.

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Do it by hand, only i had
a kind of a busy day,

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and i'm all pooped.

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Say, did i ever tell
you fellas about the time

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i gave a demonstration
with the computer machines?

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18 of them lined up
in an auditorium.

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Columns of figures,
eight digits apiece.

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Now, no pencils or
no paper, mind you-

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all in the head.

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Why, folks just came
from miles around.

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What happened?

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I didn't think
anybody'd ever ask.

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Well,

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four of 'em broke down
from overwork, two of 'em

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came up
with the incorrect answer,

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and i beat them all
by 21 seconds.

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"Old archimedes frisby"
they called me.

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Well, now that does it!

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I mean, i just
can't take anymore, frisby.

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I mean, i wouldn't mind
if you was a bright liar-

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i mean, you know,
if there was some logic to it-

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but, well, daggone,
the way you tell it,

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you'd have to be
100 different people

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living in 200 places

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during 12 periods
of american history.

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Hallelujah
and amen.

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Well, now,
who can that be?

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Customers most likely.

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You just said a nasty word.

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You know the only
industrious thing

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about frisby's whole body
is his mouth.

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Easy, easy,
i'm coming.

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The reluctant gentleman with the
sizeable mouth is mr. Frisby.

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He has all the drive
of a broken camshaft

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and the aggressive vinegar
of a corpse.

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As you've no doubt gathered,

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his big stock-in-trade
is the tall tale.

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Now, what he doesn't know
is that the visitors out front

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are a very special breed,
destined to change his life

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beyond anything even his fertile
imagination could manufacture.

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The place is pitchville flats,
the time is the present.

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But mr. Frisby's on the first
leg of a rather fanciful journey

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into the place we call
the twilight zone.

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Do you want gas, or something?

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That's the idea.

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Why didn't you
pour it yourself?

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Well, as a
matter of fact,

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we're not
too accustomed

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to these rear
engine jobs.

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Oh, you're
not, huh?

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Well...

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i am.

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Matter of fact...

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i'm responsible
for her.

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You developed
them, did you?

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Oh, indeed i did.

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Got a phone call one
time from henry ford

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asking me to fly
out to detroit.

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And i did, and
48 hours later,

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i had developed

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the first rear
engine automobile.

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Mister, you're looking
at the granddaddy

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of the american
automobile.

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Right after i finished
that designing job,

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henry ford said to me,
"rear engine"-

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what he always called me,
"old rear engine frisby"-

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"rear engine,"
he says,

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"you are an
automotive genius."

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And i couldn't very well
argue with him

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on account of
he was telling the truth.

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Do you want it filled up?

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If you don't mind.

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Not at all.

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Not at all.

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Right under there.

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I know, i know.

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I put it
under there.

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This is the man.

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Frisby.

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Is that his name?

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Frisby, an incredible
specimen-

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done everything,
knows everything,

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studied in most of their
major universities.

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Holds a doctorate in
at least eight fields.

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Obviously a key man.

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Water and oil okay?

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I believe they are,
but you might check them.

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Might just as well
while i'm here.

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Well, that will be $1.80.

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Ten bucks.

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Is that what it is?

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Oh, yes, ten dollars.

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You folks from around here?

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No, we're from
quite a ways off.

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Oh.

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Well, if you're going
to drive a spell,

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why, you better
check in some place

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fore you get started,

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'cause those are
mean-looking old clouds.

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Looks like it'll
rain shortly.

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Can you tell when
it's going to rain?

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Tell? Rain?

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Mister, i can tell

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when the
humidity drops

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one half of
one percent.

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Why, i can
predict fog, smog,

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rain, hail,
sleet and snow

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24 hours before
it happens.

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Mr. Frisby,
we were wondering...

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uh, we'll very likely

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be seeing you soon,
mr. Frisby.

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Well,
i hope you do.

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And remember what
i told you

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about the weather.

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You better check into
a motel or something

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until it blows over.

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We'll probably
do that.

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Thank you again,
mr. Frisby.

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Well, odd fella.

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Why, they believe
what you was saying?

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No, just kind of odd.

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Handed me a ten dollar bill

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like they didn't even know
what it was.

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Well, how come
you didn't tell 'em

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you was alexander hamilton,
and that's your picture on it?

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That's one of
the few things

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i ain't heard
him claim.

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I'll see you
tomorrow, frisby.

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Yeah.

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I'll see you tomorrow, frisby.

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Okay, pete.

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Well... 5:00.

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That seems like a...

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reasonable hour to close up.

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Mr. Frisby?

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Frisby here.

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Mr. Frisby?

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If you walk out of your store
and head east down the highway

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for 200 yards,
you'll have quite an adventure.

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H-how was that?

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You're not frightened, are you?

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Frightened?

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Me?

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"Stonewall frisby"?

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Why, dwight david eisenhower
said to me

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when i was the very first man
to climb into a landing craft

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headed for the french coast...

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that was june the 6th...

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1944.

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"Stoney," ike said, "stoney...

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"you lead the invasion.

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"There'll be mines...

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"german e-boats...

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"stuka divebombers...

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"coast artillery...

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but you can do it."

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Exceptional.

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Well?

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L-i don't think
i better take the walk.

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It looks like rain.

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Then youarefrightened.

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We had thought that
you'd be the one man

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willing to take almost any risk.

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That may be very well, but...

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who may i ask
is saying all this?

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If you walk down the road
as i suggested,

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you'll find out.

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Well, rain
or no rain,

263
00:12:04,665 --> 00:12:06,498
i never was one

264
00:12:06,533 --> 00:12:08,384
to duck a little
excitement.

265
00:12:08,419 --> 00:12:10,252
W-w-who are you?

266
00:12:10,287 --> 00:12:12,755
You'll find out.

267
00:12:16,759 --> 00:12:21,764
Well, all right, but wait till
i get my things put away.

268
00:12:21,799 --> 00:12:23,649
That won't be necessary.

269
00:12:23,684 --> 00:12:25,517
You won't be coming back.

270
00:12:56,432 --> 00:12:58,934
Come right ahead, mr. Frisby.

271
00:12:58,969 --> 00:13:01,437
We're waiting for you.

272
00:13:05,190 --> 00:13:09,561
That's right, we're
waiting for you inside.

273
00:13:14,601 --> 00:13:17,703
Impressed, mr. Frisby?

274
00:13:18,954 --> 00:13:19,571
Impressed?

275
00:13:20,858 --> 00:13:22,708
Why, with this rinky-dink?

276
00:13:23,994 --> 00:13:26,462
This looks like a flea on a dog

277
00:13:26,497 --> 00:13:29,581
compared to the one
that i designed

278
00:13:29,616 --> 00:13:32,084
for the united states
space agency.

279
00:13:32,119 --> 00:13:37,089
And that was back in 1951.

280
00:13:37,124 --> 00:13:40,225
"Old rocket thrust frisby"
they called me.

281
00:13:44,980 --> 00:13:49,351
Please, mr. Frisby,
be so good as to enter.

282
00:14:02,247 --> 00:14:04,750
How do you do,
mr. Frisby?

283
00:14:04,785 --> 00:14:06,001
Welcome, mr. Frisby.

284
00:14:06,036 --> 00:14:07,870
How do you do?

285
00:14:23,769 --> 00:14:25,637
Yeah.

286
00:14:25,672 --> 00:14:28,140
Movie prop,
ain't it?

287
00:14:28,175 --> 00:14:30,025
Yeah, that's what
it is, ain't it?

288
00:14:30,642 --> 00:14:31,894
One of them
hollywood things

289
00:14:31,929 --> 00:14:35,030
advertisin' a flying
saucer picture or something.

290
00:14:36,934 --> 00:14:38,784
Yeah, that's it...

291
00:14:38,819 --> 00:14:40,035
ain't it?

292
00:14:40,070 --> 00:14:42,538
In a word,
mr. Frisby, no.

293
00:14:42,573 --> 00:14:44,907
This is actually
a flying saucer,

294
00:14:44,942 --> 00:14:47,409
and we-
my colleagues and l-

295
00:14:47,444 --> 00:14:49,294
are from another planet.

296
00:14:49,329 --> 00:14:51,413
L-l-i got
to be going.

297
00:14:51,448 --> 00:14:52,664
Correction,
mr. Frisby.

298
00:14:52,699 --> 00:14:54,550
You are
staying.

299
00:14:54,585 --> 00:14:57,052
So why don't
you relax

300
00:14:57,087 --> 00:14:59,555
and be
comfortable?

301
00:15:16,488 --> 00:15:18,357
What else did you gentlemen want
to know about?

302
00:15:18,991 --> 00:15:20,859
Your research
in liquid propellants.

303
00:15:20,894 --> 00:15:22,111
Oh, yeah.

304
00:15:22,146 --> 00:15:23,996
Liquid propellants.

305
00:15:24,031 --> 00:15:27,750
Mixed up the first batch
of that myself in my cellar.

306
00:15:27,785 --> 00:15:30,252
Folks in the hometown wanted me
to run for congress

307
00:15:30,287 --> 00:15:32,755
on account of
i'd got the country back

308
00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:34,623
in the space race.

309
00:15:35,257 --> 00:15:39,011
But if there's one thing
i ain't, it's egotistical.

310
00:15:39,046 --> 00:15:42,131
I figure, it's a man's
patriotic duty

311
00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:44,016
to invent a liquid

312
00:15:44,051 --> 00:15:45,884
propellant if he has a mind to.

313
00:15:46,518 --> 00:15:48,520
And i was a mind to.

314
00:15:48,555 --> 00:15:51,523
Well, even as a boy
at princeton university,

315
00:15:51,558 --> 00:15:55,277
they used to call me
"old liquid propellant frisby."

316
00:15:56,528 --> 00:15:57,146
Next question.

317
00:15:57,780 --> 00:16:00,282
Mr. Frisby,
forgive me,

318
00:16:00,317 --> 00:16:01,533
but you mentioned princeton.

319
00:16:01,568 --> 00:16:04,653
It's my understanding
that you went to the university

320
00:16:04,688 --> 00:16:05,287
of wichita.

321
00:16:05,904 --> 00:16:07,156
Well, that, too.

322
00:16:07,191 --> 00:16:09,041
Happens to be a fact

323
00:16:09,076 --> 00:16:10,909
that i hold a degree

324
00:16:10,944 --> 00:16:14,046
in 38 major universities

325
00:16:14,081 --> 00:16:15,914
of advanced schools
of higher learning.

326
00:16:15,949 --> 00:16:18,300
Got a rogue scholarship, too,

327
00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:20,169
but i had to turn that down,

328
00:16:20,204 --> 00:16:23,305
because i wouldn't bow
to the queen.

329
00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:25,808
Well, i think
that ought to take care

330
00:16:25,843 --> 00:16:27,059
of all of your questions.

331
00:16:27,094 --> 00:16:28,310
Now, if you don't mind,

332
00:16:28,927 --> 00:16:30,179
i'll be getting
home for supper.

333
00:16:30,214 --> 00:16:32,681
I...

334
00:16:32,716 --> 00:16:33,932
say, it's getting late,

335
00:16:33,967 --> 00:16:35,818
and i got to get
home for supper.

336
00:16:35,853 --> 00:16:38,937
I got to get out of here.

337
00:16:38,972 --> 00:16:41,440
I gather that
you don't quite understand

338
00:16:41,475 --> 00:16:43,325
the situation,
mr. Frisby.

339
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:43,942
How's that?

340
00:16:43,977 --> 00:16:46,445
You're not going home
for supper.

341
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,330
You shall have supper here.

342
00:16:48,365 --> 00:16:49,331
Here?

343
00:16:49,366 --> 00:16:50,582
Precisely.

344
00:16:50,617 --> 00:16:56,839
In exactly... well, 14 minutes
by your measure of time,

345
00:16:57,456 --> 00:16:58,707
we'll be departing.

346
00:16:58,742 --> 00:17:01,210
Departing from
where to where?

347
00:17:01,245 --> 00:17:02,461
From here
to our planet.

348
00:17:03,095 --> 00:17:05,097
You see, mr. Frisby,
our assignment here

349
00:17:05,132 --> 00:17:08,217
was to secure a
representative earth specie,

350
00:17:08,252 --> 00:17:10,719
hopefully the
most brilliant we could find.

351
00:17:10,754 --> 00:17:12,604
There seems
to be no question

352
00:17:12,639 --> 00:17:14,473
that your
accomplishments

353
00:17:14,508 --> 00:17:15,974
are far and away
more extensive

354
00:17:16,009 --> 00:17:18,477
than those of
any other human being on earth.

355
00:17:18,512 --> 00:17:19,728
Mine?

356
00:17:19,763 --> 00:17:20,979
Frisby's?

357
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:24,733
Now, wait a minute.

358
00:17:24,768 --> 00:17:26,618
Wait a minute.

359
00:17:26,653 --> 00:17:30,989
I'm just an old country boy
with a big mouth.

360
00:17:31,024 --> 00:17:32,241
Oh,

361
00:17:32,276 --> 00:17:33,492
come now,
mr. Frisby.

362
00:17:33,527 --> 00:17:35,377
You do yourself a
terrible injustice.

363
00:17:35,412 --> 00:17:36,628
We know

364
00:17:36,663 --> 00:17:38,130
all about you

365
00:17:38,165 --> 00:17:39,998
andyour
accomplishments.

366
00:17:40,033 --> 00:17:42,501
Accomplishments?

367
00:17:42,536 --> 00:17:49,391
Well, uh, i guess you might
just as well know now as later.

368
00:17:49,426 --> 00:17:54,396
Only accomplishment i got
you fellas evidently overlooked,

369
00:17:54,431 --> 00:17:58,150
and, well, that is
i'm the god darndest liar

370
00:17:58,185 --> 00:18:00,652
that ever hit the pike.

371
00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:05,157
I spin the biggest yarns
west of the rockies!

372
00:18:05,192 --> 00:18:08,911
And i don't mean
exaggeration, i mean lies-

373
00:18:08,946 --> 00:18:12,030
l-l-e-s, lies.

374
00:18:13,916 --> 00:18:16,168
Don't you get it?

375
00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:21,540
Uh, mr. Frisby...

376
00:18:21,575 --> 00:18:23,425
there are some terms

377
00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:27,179
that we cannot relate
to our own language.

378
00:18:27,214 --> 00:18:31,550
This word "lie"
that you mention...

379
00:18:31,585 --> 00:18:34,052
you mean that...

380
00:18:34,087 --> 00:18:36,555
anything that anybody tells you

381
00:18:36,590 --> 00:18:40,309
just goes without saying that,
well, it's the truth?

382
00:18:40,344 --> 00:18:43,312
Hence, everything
that i've told you,

383
00:18:43,347 --> 00:18:45,197
you believe?

384
00:18:45,232 --> 00:18:48,317
Hence, you're going
to take me up to your planet

385
00:18:48,352 --> 00:18:50,202
and put me in a cage?

386
00:18:50,237 --> 00:18:51,954
Oh, hardly that,
mr. Frisby.

387
00:18:51,989 --> 00:18:53,205
It won't be a cage.

388
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,707
We'll naturally have
to keep you confined

389
00:18:56,074 --> 00:18:57,960
much as we do the
other specimens

390
00:18:57,995 --> 00:18:59,211
we've collected.

391
00:18:59,246 --> 00:19:00,078
Mr. Frisby,

392
00:19:00,113 --> 00:19:03,215
we have a marvelously
entertaining venutian.

393
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:05,717
He sings on eight different
pitches simultaneously

394
00:19:05,752 --> 00:19:08,220
and accompanies himself
with his tail.

395
00:19:08,255 --> 00:19:09,972
Now, you wait a minute.

396
00:19:10,007 --> 00:19:14,343
I am a bona fide american
citizen, and i got my rights.

397
00:19:14,378 --> 00:19:16,094
And furthermore...

398
00:19:16,129 --> 00:19:18,597
please contain
yourself, mr. Frisby.

399
00:19:18,632 --> 00:19:22,351
Now, since we shall be
departing very shortly,

400
00:19:22,386 --> 00:19:24,853
you have your choice
of supper now,

401
00:19:24,888 --> 00:19:26,738
or perhaps you'd
prefer waiting.

402
00:19:26,773 --> 00:19:29,241
What will be
your pleasure?

403
00:19:29,276 --> 00:19:30,492
Pleasure?

404
00:19:30,527 --> 00:19:33,362
My pleasure is to punch
you right in the jaw.

405
00:19:49,761 --> 00:19:53,515
Feeling better,
mr. Frisby?

406
00:19:53,550 --> 00:19:55,384
We'll be departing
in five minutes.

407
00:19:57,886 --> 00:20:00,389
Man, the last time
i saw anything

408
00:20:01,023 --> 00:20:02,274
that looked like you,

409
00:20:02,309 --> 00:20:04,142
i'd been four days
on the corn jug,

410
00:20:04,177 --> 00:20:07,896
and even what i thought
i saw looked better

411
00:20:07,931 --> 00:20:10,399
than you do now.

412
00:20:10,434 --> 00:20:12,284
Say, tell me,

413
00:20:12,901 --> 00:20:14,786
are the girls
where you come from-

414
00:20:14,821 --> 00:20:17,289
do they look like you, too?

415
00:20:17,324 --> 00:20:20,292
Oh, you'll become accustomed
to our appearance, mr. Frisby,

416
00:20:20,909 --> 00:20:22,794
much as we've been able
to accustom ourselves

417
00:20:22,829 --> 00:20:24,046
to yours.

418
00:20:24,081 --> 00:20:25,297
Well...

419
00:20:25,332 --> 00:20:27,165
one thing i'll say about you,

420
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,919
you... sure
are built hard.

421
00:20:30,954 --> 00:20:33,422
Oh, we are indeed...

422
00:20:33,457 --> 00:20:35,307
by your standards,

423
00:20:35,342 --> 00:20:37,175
which is quite
fortunate for us.

424
00:20:37,210 --> 00:20:40,929
Say, do you mind
if i relax a little?

425
00:20:46,818 --> 00:20:48,687
That horrible sound!

426
00:20:48,722 --> 00:20:50,939
You know, i was figuring

427
00:20:50,974 --> 00:20:54,076
on giving a concert
on this some day.

428
00:21:00,332 --> 00:21:02,834
Do you have harmonicas
on your planet?

429
00:21:12,961 --> 00:21:14,212
You better scat.

430
00:21:14,247 --> 00:21:16,098
They didn't call you
"old mile-a-minute"...

431
00:21:16,133 --> 00:21:17,349
stay in your room,
mr. Frisby.

432
00:21:17,384 --> 00:21:19,851
Frisby...

433
00:21:19,886 --> 00:21:21,103
let him out!
Lower the stair!

434
00:21:21,138 --> 00:21:22,354
No, don't
follow him.

435
00:21:22,389 --> 00:21:23,605
He has some sort

436
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:24,606
of fantastic instrument

437
00:21:24,641 --> 00:21:25,857
that lets out a death sound.

438
00:21:30,263 --> 00:21:32,864
We best get out of here
before he warns the others.

439
00:21:56,638 --> 00:21:59,141
Surprise!

440
00:22:01,678 --> 00:22:02,894
What's going
on here?

441
00:22:02,929 --> 00:22:04,763
What do
you mean

442
00:22:04,798 --> 00:22:06,014
what's going
on here?

443
00:22:06,049 --> 00:22:07,899
Why, it's your birthday.

444
00:22:07,934 --> 00:22:09,151
This is a surprise party.

445
00:22:09,186 --> 00:22:11,019
Here, sit down.

446
00:22:12,904 --> 00:22:15,407
The presents, give
him the presents.

447
00:22:15,442 --> 00:22:17,909
I've been waiting
all day for this.

448
00:22:17,944 --> 00:22:20,412
Open it up, frisby,
come on, open it up.

449
00:22:27,419 --> 00:22:28,920
Read it out loud.

450
00:22:29,037 --> 00:22:30,288
Yeah, yeah, uh, read...

451
00:22:32,174 --> 00:22:33,792
mr. Frisby, for the first time
in his life,

452
00:22:33,827 --> 00:22:35,043
is at a loss for words.

453
00:22:36,213 --> 00:22:38,680
I'll read
it for him:

454
00:22:38,715 --> 00:22:40,682
"World's
greatest liar

455
00:22:40,717 --> 00:22:41,933
"mr. Somerset
frisby

456
00:22:42,551 --> 00:22:43,802
"presented by his friends and...

457
00:22:43,837 --> 00:22:45,053
"occasion of his

458
00:22:45,088 --> 00:22:46,688
63rd birthday."

459
00:22:46,723 --> 00:22:49,191
Go ahead, frisby.

460
00:22:49,226 --> 00:22:50,809
Make a speech.

461
00:22:50,844 --> 00:22:52,694
I've been waiting all day
for this.

462
00:22:52,729 --> 00:22:54,563
Yeah, come
on, frisby!

463
00:22:54,598 --> 00:22:56,448
Tell us one of them
real whoppers.

464
00:22:56,483 --> 00:22:58,316
Where you been
the last couple of hours?

465
00:22:58,351 --> 00:22:59,568
Did-did you invent something?

466
00:22:59,603 --> 00:23:02,070
Or maybe you took a quick trip
up to the moon, huh?

467
00:23:03,356 --> 00:23:06,458
Now, you know,
you ain't very far wrong.

468
00:23:06,493 --> 00:23:10,829
Do you know who them fellas
was out there in that car?

469
00:23:10,864 --> 00:23:12,714
Well, i'll tell
you who they was.

470
00:23:12,749 --> 00:23:15,217
They was from
outer space.

471
00:23:17,754 --> 00:23:18,970
Now, wait a minute.

472
00:23:19,005 --> 00:23:20,839
I don't know
how they did it,

473
00:23:20,874 --> 00:23:22,090
but they just
whooshed me

474
00:23:22,125 --> 00:23:24,593
right through the air,

475
00:23:24,628 --> 00:23:26,478
right into their
flyin' saucer,

476
00:23:26,513 --> 00:23:28,346
and they was
going to kidnap me!

477
00:23:29,633 --> 00:23:32,484
But this is the truth,
honest, honest.

478
00:23:32,519 --> 00:23:34,352
You know how i got away?

479
00:23:34,387 --> 00:23:36,238
I just took out my harmonica...

480
00:23:38,106 --> 00:23:41,860
blew a couple of chords, and
they just fainted dead away.

481
00:23:41,895 --> 00:23:46,248
Aw! What
did i tell you?

482
00:23:46,283 --> 00:23:49,367
Ain't he the perfect limit?

483
00:23:49,402 --> 00:23:50,619
He sure is!

484
00:23:50,654 --> 00:23:51,870
But this is the truth.

485
00:23:52,504 --> 00:23:54,372
They had a big eye
right in the middle,

486
00:23:55,006 --> 00:23:57,509
and they whooshed...

487
00:23:57,544 --> 00:24:00,629
mr. Somerset frisby,
who might have profited

488
00:24:00,664 --> 00:24:04,382
by reading an aesop fable
about a boy who cried wolf-

489
00:24:04,417 --> 00:24:06,885
tonight's tall tale
from the timberlands

490
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,387
of the twilight zone.

491
00:24:14,309 --> 00:24:16,811
Rod serling,
creator ofthe twilight zone,

492
00:24:16,846 --> 00:24:19,314
will tell you
about next week's story

493
00:24:19,349 --> 00:24:22,867
after this message.

494
00:24:22,902 --> 00:24:24,452
And now, mr. Serling.

495
00:24:24,487 --> 00:24:26,955
We have a return visit next week

496
00:24:26,990 --> 00:24:29,457
from a most imminent performer,
joseph schildkraut.

497
00:24:29,492 --> 00:24:31,326
And his vehicle is called,
"the trade-ins."

498
00:24:31,361 --> 00:24:33,211
It's a story of a future society

499
00:24:33,246 --> 00:24:35,714
in which new bodies
may be traded for old.

500
00:24:35,749 --> 00:24:36,965
It's my own personal feeling

501
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,833
that of all the various
story areas we've tackled

502
00:24:38,868 --> 00:24:41,336
inthe twilight zone,
this has the most import,

503
00:24:41,371 --> 00:24:43,221
and carries with it
the most poignance.

504
00:24:43,256 --> 00:24:45,724
I hope you'll be able
to be with us next week.

505
00:24:45,759 --> 00:24:48,226
Here in one cigarette,
a chesterfield,

506
00:24:48,261 --> 00:24:49,477
is all the flavor and taste

507
00:24:49,512 --> 00:24:51,980
of 21 of the world's
finest tobaccos,

508
00:24:52,015 --> 00:24:53,848
aged mild and then blended mild.

509
00:24:53,883 --> 00:24:55,734
The end result-
tobacco too mild to filter,

510
00:24:56,351 --> 00:24:58,236
a pleasure too good to miss.

511
00:24:58,271 --> 00:25:00,105
Smoke for pleasure,
smoke chesterfield.

512
00:25:30,668 --> 00:25:33,271
This is james arness.

513
00:25:33,306 --> 00:25:35,140
You know, it's only a short hop

514
00:25:35,175 --> 00:25:38,276
fromthe twilight zone
to dodge city ingunsmoke.

515
00:25:38,311 --> 00:25:40,895
Saturday nights
over most of these stations.

516
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